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Grand Theft Jesus

The Hijacking of Religion in America

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“Jesus never wrote a book, but I recognize his handwriting in Grand Theft Jesus. Like Jesus, McElvaine uses lively illustrations and a serious sense of humor to cleanse the temple of exclusive and exploitative religion.”
–The Reverend Alan Storey,Calvary Methodist Church, South Africa
“We’re mad as Heaven, and we’re not going to take it anymore!” declares historian Robert McElvaine in this passionate and often hilarious rallying cry for sincere Jesus Followers. He lets the rest of society know that the extreme right wing won’t be allowed to speak for all Christians any longer. His whip-smart, take-no-prisoners polemic lays bare the Christian Right’s “Easy Jesus” creed, in which people who claim to accept Jesus get a free pass to lie in his name. Grand Theft Jesus exposes the televangelists and the leaders of megachurches as the people Jesus warned us about–the wolves in sheep’s clothing of our day.
The religion that McElvaine calls ChristianityLite resembles schemes that promise “Lose weight without diet or exercise!” Its leaders say, “Be saved without sacrifice or good works!” Run by a crew of politicians, megachurch preachers, televangelists, hypocrites, and snake-oil salesmen, it has hijacked true Christianity and distorted it into something Jesus wouldn’t recognize. Its leaders have taken the generous and loving ideals of Christ and twisted them into a religion that advocates war and intolerance, values money above charity, preaches hatred instead of brotherhood, and promises “true” believers the keys to the gates of the kingdom of God–and to the bank vault.
Jesus’ radical message of love and peace has been drowned out by the bluster, the hate, and the selfishness that often passes for Christianity in America. McElvaine names names in his list of “Leading Lites” who have earned spots on Jesus’ Ten Most Unwanted List and exposes the hypocritical (Ted Haggard), the disgraceful (Pat Robertson), and the shocking (Ann Coulter). Grand Theft Jesus blends outrage and humor in a compelling argument that will help to resurrect the real Jesus, who has been crucified and interred by the “Right Reverends” who recite the Apostles’ Greed, are pro-choice on wars of choice, and preach the Greater Gory of Christ.
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      February 25, 2008
      Full of wordplay, puns and parodies, this no-holds-barred satirical polemic eviscerates the religious right. Conservatives, McElvaine argues, “have committed... grand larceny on the grandest scale: they have kidnapped Jesus.” The religious right has adopted a “ChristianityLite,” claiming “salvation in return for nothing” except belief and espousing a message that directly contradicts what Jesus instructed in the Gospels. Using chapter titles like “Amazing Disgrace,” “The Greed Creed” and “Unintelligent Design,” McElvaine targets George W. Bush's presidency, the Iraq War, the prosperity gospel, biblical inerrancy and the politics of fear, division and hate. His section on sex and gender includes theories on the female origin of agriculture and male fear of women very loosely tied to his overall theme. As demonstrated by McElvaine's detailed research itself, many thoughtful critiques have already been written about the impact of the religious right at the beginning of the 21st century. While the author directs his ire primarily toward the movement's leaders, whom he calls “Jesus Thieves”—including Jerry Falwell, Ted Haggard, James Dobson and D. James Kennedy—he leaves unaddressed the tantalizing question of why the religious right's ideas have been so compelling to a significant portion of the American population.

    • Library Journal

      March 15, 2008
      Historian McElvaine critiques and even ridicules what he calls "Lite Christians," self-proclaimed believers offering, as he sees it, a "no commitment, no-hardship, salvation plan." He expands this critique to assail the beliefs of historic Christianity and, to a lesser extent, the Judaism recorded in the Old Testament. On a positive note, he trumpets Jesus's teachings in the Sermon on the Mount, wherein Jesus spoke of sacrificial deeds and loving kindness to one's neighbors. He ignores, however, Jesus's condemning words in this sermon to guilty hearers, his warnings of "the hell of fire," selectively utilizing Jesus's words to authenticate his own thesis for loving, sacrificing, and doing good. Though McElvaine is clearly knowledgeable and clever, his book would have been better had he gracefully pointed to Jesus's words advocating love and service within the entire context of the Scriptures. As it stands, he is guilty of the charge he reserves for others: "these Christians alter everything important in the teachings of Jesus." Because of McElvaine's generally mean and jesting critique, this is not an easy book to read for anyone not fully in accord with his personal beliefs. Not recommended.George Westerlund, formerly with Providence P.L., RI

      Copyright 2008 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

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